Famed Hispanic Lucille Ball
Among the many incorrect or inane items from the U.S. media is the contention that, because white guy, Phillips Academy, grandson of a Nazi-loving Senator John Ellis (“Jeb”) Bush is married to a Mexican woman, Jeb himself is somehow “Hispanic” or part of the Hispanic culture. After all, Bush even listed himself as Hispanic on his voter registration form. If Jeb Bush is Hispanic because of his wife, then the following stereotypes about famous people and their spouses or former spouses would also be true:
Lucille Ball would be Hispanic.
Mitch McConnell would be Asian.
Billy Joel would be a supermodel.
Quincy Jones would be a member of the Mod Squad.
Victoria Beckham would be able to bend it.
Hillary Clinton would have been President for two terms already.
Princess Diana would have had giant ears.
Pamela Anderson would be well endowed below, not just above.
David Bowie would be a Somali supermodel.
Julia Roberts would be a goofy-looking country rock musician.
Photo from Pierre Tourigny, used under Creative Commons license. http://is.gd/yHNhgB
I always suspected Jorge, the lawnmower man was the daddy. Barbara liked to ride barebacked a lot. Yeehaw!