Republicans “support the troops” EXCEPT Bowe Bergdahl.
Republicans are “pro-life” EXCEPT once a baby is born, then he’s on his own.
Republicans believe in “law and order” EXCEPT when it comes to keeping guns away from violent criminals, terrorists and the mentally ill.
Republicans believe in the “sanctity of marriage” EXCEPT between gay couples.
Republicans believe in “family values” EXCEPT when GOP officials are caught cheating on their spouses or frequenting prostitutes.
Republicans believe in “smaller government” and “lower spending” EXCEPT when a Republican is in the White House.
Republicans are “pro-business” EXCEPT when it comes to helping business by repairing America’s crumbling roads and bridges.
Republicans “believe in the Constitution” EXCEPT when federal law requires grazing fees on federal land.
Republicans are “tough on crime” EXCEPT when it comes to white-collar crime by bankers.
Republicans “fight terrorism” EXCEPT when it’s right-wing domestic terrorism.
Republicans believe in “free speech” EXCEPT when it comes to revealing genetically-modified foods, donors to right-wing dark money groups, or information women need when they’re pregnant.
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